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I think we’re late in coining some terms for my brand. Spectacle Fighter recently got official Steam support, so Spunkgarglewewee can’t wait too long, and we really need a better shit name like Gotham Knights than “Live Service”. It seems very much like a good thing. Being alive is a good thing, and so is being served. Publishers can’t be allowed to control the narrative around this kind of thing, they might call a kick in the hurdles a “master entertainment sector revitalization scheme”. So what should we call other games where you repeatedly grind endless amounts of random glued battles in order to get nineteen different coins to create new color-coded gear of claimed rarity, which are basically identical to each other but have higher numbers Compensation for the enemy’s increasing harmful sponge? Well, let me think. How about: cunts. Games made by cunts. Money-screaming villains who make culturally bankrupt and exaggerated Skinner boxes of emotions and deliberately designed to promote addictive behavior. Those who don’t feed their dogs until they’ve run long enough on the treadmill generator to offset the cost of a Eukanuba bag. This kind of cunt. demonizing me, youtube, i don’t care. So is my editor. likely.
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