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You might look at those quick, devious streamers all vying to beat the Dark Souls or the Ocarina of Time faster, without weapons, with a Guitar Hero controller, or with their arms tied to the hind legs of a nervous horse and think those guys are the damn freaks. And be absolutely right. But when you think about it, don’t you find more elaborate ways to do the same old shit that has been the crux of gameplay innovation over the years? What’s an FPS if you’re not just playing Space Invaders with the blinks turned on? What is Wii Sports if not just playing pong while you’re trying to infect yourself with carpal tunnel syndrome? Then we have games like Metal Hellsinger, which asks, Can you beat Doom Eternal while also playing drums, while the vocalist constantly blows in your ears like Cookie Monster stabs his toe on the door frame? Metal Hellsinger isn’t a completely dry script, but it looks like Hellsinger itself would have worked well as a name. They may be planning to do more of these. Oprah Helsinger. grumbler indie rock helsinger. Disney Princess Hellsinger Songs, Focus on Hell.
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